Primark

Yes Ive had my Primark fix today! Its like poundland but on a massive scale, but then again not everything is a pound, what the f**k am I on about!

Snugly Sundays

Its Sunday afternoon and pouring it down outside (even better, its just started thundering) and I'm all snugly on my sofa.

I dont really know where to start, its been a couple of weeks since my last post. Thought I best update it as Sam from Porters has been on my case!
Well, in the last two weeks Ive consumed gallons and gallons of wine and visted Tesco about six million times!
Dave and Nina came around last night for some homemade burgers (said in a manchester accent) then we ended up in Porters.

I'm back at university tomorrow and I finally get my hands on a scalpel, yes, the people of Salford ought to be scared, very scared! So anyone with loads of hard skin and very brave, walk this way!

Birthday Bashingtons

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

It is my monkey princes birthday today as well as his lovely sister Helen. We had a little party yesterday, it was great, everyone seemed to have a good time. See the piccys.

I had started, but I just couldn't be arsed!

I did start typing a post out, but to be honest with you, it was a load of shite and I cant be arsed now!

Yippppeeee, its Thursday!

Yes its Thursday, very nearly the weekend!

I was meant to be going to Jane Pearson's hen do this weekend but I'm skint as usual, student life ah! So, instead I'm going to Pizza Express on Saturday with some old school friends.
On Sunday myself and Tony are thinking about going to the Bollington Festival as my friends son is playing in his band, DJ3.

It's also false tan night, see ya!

Happy weekend!!!

QUESTION; What the f**k are all the plastic bubbles on Macclesfields lamp posts?

Bump Day

Its Bump Day - Wednesday
It's the most boring day of the week for me - I sit on reception daydreaming and thinking about what I can eat next!

Arrh I absolutely love this picture, its of me & my man at Wakestock

August Bank Holiday

I'm really worried about posting this blog. Tony (my Monkey Prince) keeps taking the piss out of me saying I'm boring and he's sat looking at me right now, putting me under pressure!

Friday
I thought, I'm not going to bother tonight, and then I ended up in Mezzaluna (?spelling) DANCING! What the fuck is that all about?!!

Saturday
Me and Tony went to Lee Knowles's wedding, the evening do. I must say, some major fashion disasters going on, people will tell their partners they look good in anything, I tell ya!
Ended up in Kusch too, pissed out of my apple catchers!

Sunday
Stayed in bed most of the morning, thought staying horizontal would help me recover, and it did, thankfully!
I met my mummy (mad Marg) and her boyfriend Stephen in the Puss for some lunch which was very entertaining, as it always is with my mother! I then trundled off to meet Tone in the Brewers, we did the Macc circuit and ended up in Bar Cuba as they had some bands on and Jutski (Jut) was DJing .
Once again I was pissed out of my pants, I'm told I had a good time, I just wish I could remember it!

NOTE TO SELF ; Don't drink so much!